Da Grub Spot Opelika

This place is like a lost wonder. I’ve only had the wings and cheese fries each time, but they were both really good. Better than other restaurants in the area as far as quality and consistency.

Since discovering the bidet in Da Grub Spot's restroom my life has changed for the worst. The old days of eating what I wanted and when I wanted have been replaced with a strict diet and meal schedule to synchronize my bowel movements with Da Grub Spot's business hours. I had to erase all of the destinations in my GPS so as not to interfere with my ability to instantly obtain the quickest route to Da Grub Spot in the event of an unscheduled bowel movement. Honestly, I feel like a slave to their bidet, as my life seems to now revolve around my bowel movements and that wonderful stream of water that cleanses my backside.

Hot lemon pepper wings 👀👀👀