Mr. Kuso Cafe

Nice food and nice staff. What more could one ask for. Had guava boba, shredded pork fried rice, egg rolls, fried shrimp. I would go back.

Initially I had low expectations because our table looked like it was freshly cleaned (as it was still wet) but there was a big splotch of soy sauce paste right in front a chair. The guys who brought us our menus didn't notice it. The girl who brought us our utensils didn't notice it. So i asked the girl to please give me extra napkins so I could clean the mess and I pointed it out to her. She came and cleaned it but didn't bring extra napkin as we had used one to wipe the table dry.
Other than that, food was decent. The boba was smaller than usual so it was slippery and kind of difficult to grab between my molars, but they were the perfect chewiness and flavor. The rice dish I got was awesome. It seemed simple enough but it wasn't too salty and perfect ratio of rice to topping. The 2 stinky tofu dishes my sister got was tasty but not stinky enough. Maybe they have to tone it down for the American taste, because the authentic smell alone would probably cause many Americans, who aren't used to it, to get up and leave XD. Their's was a very tame and toned down version of what the stench should be. Lol.
The crab cake we got was tasty but unfortunately made from imitation crab.
Oh and the spicy stinky tofu was not spicy at all. Maybe if you're super sensitive but it wasn't even mildly spicy to me.

I wanted some Taiwanese food for dinner, so me and my wife gave this place a try. We got the stinking Tofu ????, I got the Mapo Tofu Rice Bowl, and my wife got the Minced Pork Rice Bowl. I didn’t really like the stinking tofu, so I had my wife finish it all. The mapo tofu was decent...I finished the tofu and had a lot of white rice leftover (would of been nice if they added more sauce to compliment the rice). I really enjoyed the minced pork rice. I would come back to try the taiwanese sausages and popcorn chicken. This little place is located in the Valu Mart plaza. There’s plenty of parking by the way ????

Great neighborhood fast food. Good food and nice clean environment, could be a very popular spot!
Trying out their different dishes, dumplings are surprisingly good, and all other dishes are well balance (not your typical over salty fast food). It was a very nice dinner.

Firs time I pass by it I though this would be just another simbala with higher price, but I actually kind of like this place.
We tried the pork cutlet mapo tofu combo , I didn't try the tofu because it's spicy but pork cutlet was pretty good. It has flavor and the floury kind batter . Which is a bit different than the Japanese one.
The minced pork rice bowl was my favorite , which is It come with the tea egg and flavored tofu. But it seems like the serving of the meat is on the smaller side.
My other party members got the braised pork bowl which looks exactly like my minced pork except it's not cut.

Overall the food is pretty good , except for the price the portion is a bit small. I don't usually finish my food and have a to go . But I finished my food here soo...