Myron's

WOW! This is a dining experience. I have gone to multiple Michelin star ranked restaurants, yet nothing like Myron's finds a balance for class, quality, and approach-ability. To begin, the atmosphere that Myron's greets you with is unmatched anywhere in the state of California. I cannot rave enough about how well the interior design of Myron's has been executed. Without even trying the food, Myron's is a place you want to be. Now getting to the food, have you ever tasted the touch of God? Then you've probably been to Myron's before. The heavenly plates are curated like works of art in a museum. I fear for the time when I no longer get my weekly Myron's, because it is some of the finest food that is prepared on this blessed rock that we call Earth. Now where Myron's excels beyond any other highly acclaimed restaurant is their cost. The menu is fairly priced, and best of all, they offer meals covered by the Cal Poly dining plan. It's hard to believe that Myron's is owned by the same organization that runs Mustang Station (Mustang Station is a dingy and pathetic attempt at pizza). I haven't even begun to address the service. I have been a regular at a restaurant before, but nothing compares to the affection I feel from Jordan and the entire Myron's staff. They go above and beyond to assure that my dining experience is outdone from previous visits. Endless bread and bottomless soup may seem like a common occurrence in the restaurant industry, but Myron's bread and soup is lovingly prepared and it shows. Additionally, Myron's seems to always be ready for a challenge, given how easily they tackled my party of 10.

Do you like Jazz?
Good because Myron's has some of the best smooth Jazz you'll find on this side of the Mississippi.

If you are going to Myron's or plan to, good choice. My words of advice would be to reserve ahead of time (don't want to look like a fool without one), dress classy (it's a classy place), and to be prepared for an out of body experience as the world class cuisine is about to take your soul on a wild ride. And make sure to ask for my girl Jordan, she's the best server out there.

I swear I’m straight but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with David Twyman. We won't ever kiss, but there will be a simmering undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his rippling muscles as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and shower to clear my mind, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to David. I won't be able to stop though and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and leave the world forever, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

Waking into Myrons restaurant is like being transported to downtown Paris. The food is decadent but nothing compares to the service and ambiance that Myron’s offers. Jordan (our waitress) is my shining star and never fails with her brilliant service. Myron’s is easily the classiest restaurant in all of SLO so be prepared for the experience of a lifetime.