Griffin K's Homestyle Cooking

This store is amazing, I had a wonderful experience at this restaurant with the costumer service, while I was slurping down and incredible beef testicle, I started to choke! The waiters who are very attractive rushed over and then helped my choking with something they called spicy juice. It tasted incredible but the best part was I woke up on the floor there and didn’t have to know why. A great painless way to deal with customers.

I drove here in my luxury car with my family (which makes me very happy). I highly recommend the frogs legs which are in season right now. I really appreciate that they only remove one leg from each frog and then release them back into the wild. Humane AND sustainable! If you ever see a frog hopping around in a circle on the grounds of Rolling Hills, just know that someone had a great night at Griffin K's.

I just don't understand why we're only allowed to give 5 stars. That just doesn't make any sense at all.

In my life I don’t think I have ever eaten such high quality Breakfast Cereal. 5 out of 5 stars and I mean it. I have been a food connoisseur for nearly 12 years and I have to admit this is one of the most brilliant post modern establishments I have been to from the service to the flavor to the attention to detail. My experience was simply sublime.

Yo this food is fr top notch. The food was of the highest quality, and the place had a really nice vibe to it. The inside is super nice, and I would consider it a fine dining experience. I brought my mom and she is really old, so I loved the wheelchair accessibility and ramps included in the restaurant. 5 stars

This restaurant was highly recommended by my cousin and coworkers so i decided to give it a try. Great service was provided to me and I was very satisfied with the portion sizes. the food was top notch. I’ll be visiting again soon.

Edit: I think it was the purple sprite that made me a bit woozy. I was able to take a short nap and sleep it off

I found that the waiters were exceptionally attractive and more or less polite. There was one incident, however, involving one of the servers placing the meal on top of my head rather than on my hands. This resulted in my head being singed and my scalp is as yet still growing back. I loved the Brownie made of gold because I am a hoarder. I was unable to eat it but it was an excellent tool to help fight off the rats. Bang bang smack smack crash!!! (That is the sound of me hitting the rats with a solid gold brownie.) Overall I would rate it three stars out of five. I may also have malaria. I’m not sure if I got it there but it seems highly likely. If anybody knows any doctors who are willing to dish out the good stuff (leeches) please let me know by coming to Griffin K’s Homestyle Cooking and asking for Mark.

Love,

Marc