Steve Thea on Google
(April 5, 2019, 2:54 am)
Top bloke. Had a leaking toilet. You take a poop and the next thing you know it's touching your bum from underneath because the water had overflown and rising. Came in with his mates, brought a few straws, sucked all the water leaving behind just enough for me to comfortably drop a load and not get my backside wet. Seems like a one time fix, eh? Nope! He's left one of his friends behind to make sure whenever someone uses the toilet, he's sitting beside them with a straw ready to make their experience wonderful. Oh and he makes it even more so by playing a violin while he's at it. All I have to pay him is 32k a month and I'm having the best time ever in my toilet while I relieve myself. Thanks Jordan. Love you.