I took off one star, as they are the world's second greatest french fries
Great fries.
There is something to be said about doing just one thing. This is even more important when looking for Gluten-Free options and fries free from cross contamination. The fry is often overlooked as a side dish in the fast food world, but at the State Fair the it is a first class citizen. The name sets these fries here up a bit higher than perhaps they have achieved, but there is nothing wrong with being aspirational. 'Perfection' in a fry is also a very subjective thing. I had no issues getting to the bottom of this cup and had to fend off others from 'helping', but i will say I lean more on the crunchy side on fries and these tend to land squarely in the flacid category. That said, this is one of the more cost effective fry places at the fair. I've made it a staple of my visits.
After I tried the world's greatest french fries--I have to say there is little left in life that is worth achieving or for that matter experiencing. The experience has left me a dull outlook on any future or life that may accompany my time in this colorless/meaningless world.
I am living in a pit of despair--knowimg full well my life and expeience of peaked once I tried the "World's Greatest French Fries".
I have no meaning or purpose to go forward to--and I only have a past understanding of what it meant to try and live new things worth of reviewing and previewing.
My life is complete and I can now die--knowing full well I had the world's greatest french fries.
Also, this experience makes think--I bet this is how Micheal Phelps feels after winning his last upteen gold medal. His apathy for life/winning gold medal is, I believe, very comparable to my own experience in any attempt in my future life--in that, I know very well that I will never experience again what I have lived/feeled/been at the "World's Greatest French Fri" booth.
4 mustard packets out if 5!