Jalapeño Hill

Jalapeno Hill is a great place to visit! The jalapenos are there, but the hill is a MUST SEE!!! The hill is the perfect size hill... unless you go to the top or stay at the bottom. Then it is too short or too tall respectively. It is absolutely covered with luscious grass... except where it's covered in things other than grass. The views from the hill are absolutely breathtaking... except where there are trees or structures blocking the views. It is easily the most exciting hill in upstate NY and a must see for everyone that decides to plan a visit to historic Palmyra.

Although I have not experienced it myself, I hear they have the best poison ivy around. Strands of wonderful rash causing poison ivy that date back to Colonial America. Only at Jalapeno Hill can you get poison ivy that dates back to the Duke of York.

Make sure you try to tacos

No free beer =\

There is something for everyone at Jalapeño Hill! Whether you like dogs, organic produce, or debilitating poison ivy, you will have a great time.

Do not visit outside of business hours.

Best place on earth for the earth to crack open and unleash the Hell Spawn unto the world. My daughter loves the chickens.

Beautiful views. Great for dog watching and Mexican food.