The Forge

6am men's chorus is only mostly out of pitch, which is perfect for deaf guys like me. The strange, fat, little man makes a killer pizza bagel. Backyard could use some work; almost got strangled by some wires. Would burglarize again.

There are actual Goblins wrestling in the basement beware.

Often mistaken for a student rental, this overlooked hole in the wall serves a variety of dishes from diverse backgrounds. The people, music, and art create an unmatched atmosphere. I recommend Toby's Bierock.

If I could give this 1000 stars I would. The 2 guys in the middle bedroom with the sink are really cute too.

Basement was quite grungy and short, especially for taller guys like me. This wasn't super noticeable though, being duct taped to a chair and all. Food was OK, but I had to eat it quite quickly due to race the rats for it when they threw the raw steak down the stairwell. The owners were very nice, they didn't hit me as hard as they could plus they only pulled out 1 fingernail! 5/5 would be taken there again, customer service was a little lacking but the dungeonesque mood was perfect. The halfway decomposed skeletons in the fridge really lent to it.