McDonald's

Its simple and cheap if you stick to the basic cheeseburger and fries.

This McDonalds sets the bar. From the outside, it does not look like anything more than a typical McDonalds. HOWEVER, as I entered the building my eyes were met by the beautiful sight of a refined and modernized restaurant. It had a truly sleek look all around that was completed with the technological superiority of automated kiosks for ordering delicious meals. I was warmly greeted as i strolled up to one of the wonderful screens. I was burning with curiosity as I had never seen such a technologically advanced McDonalds before, and was excited to try this wonderful find. I was not dissapointed. The seemless interface made selecting my wholesome meal an easy task, free of any stress or unnecessary effort. To fully ensure my experience was care free, I was even offered assistance by a passing employee who was committed to ensuring a pleasant visit. The practiced integration of human and automated assistance stands out, it seemed practiced but not unnaturally so, a perfect middleground for the best possible experience. Upon placing my order I was able to show myself to a classy raised table and had a seat on the most posh stool my backside has ever been graced with. While I was waiting for my food to be hand delivered by a friendly employee, I was seranaded by the voice of an angel behind the counter, singing the classics of one of America's most successful musicians, Weird Al Yankovic. I was thoroughly impressed with the levels of culture being displayed, and it truly made my visit to this establishment one to remember. In addition to the perfect ambience, the service speed was top notch and my food was quickly brought to my table, delivered with a genuine smile. I cannot speak for the whole menu, but the chicken nuggets and dollar menu hamburger exceeded all expectations. The quality was that of at least a 3 star Michelin restuarant. The burger seared to perfection and still juicy with just the right amount of onions, pickles and ketchup to compliment it. The nuggets, perfectly bite sized and packed with delicious, juicy flavor. Each accompanying sauce complimented the nuggets regardless of their own je ne se quoi, which in itself was so diverse that it inspired awe in me. As I was consuming my meal I was checked on by the staff at multiple well spaced oppotunities that provided me with sense of comfort and care that any other establishment in the resturaunteering business would be envious of. As I wrapped up upon finally finishing my feast, an employee took notice and went out of their way to sincerely wish me a good day. Before exiting the building I made sure to utilize the on site lavatories to prepare for the rest of my journey post McDonalds. My breath was stolen from me as I entered through the doorway. I had never seen such a well kept washroom in my life. It was so clean I would have happily eaten off the floor, and not been concerned about it. In this room I was also treated to an experience that I had never been privy to before in such a place. On the latrines themselves were displayed the water per flush rates in both liters and gallons per flush (3.8 and 1 respectively). This was a beautiful example of all inclusiveness, catering to the needs of anyone and everyone regardless of their measuring system, with a subtle nod to mother earth. A simple reminder that we must care for her too, and be consious of every action we take, down to every flush. I left with a feeling of happiness I had not experienced in a long time, giving me hope for a better tomorrow. Happy as it was, parting was a sweet sorrow, due to my inability to return for the foreseeable future. It left me a changed man, but for the better. It is truly an experience that I would reccomend anyone who has the chance should partake in.

Lol, these people are the best. And the place is so fancy!