Gordo Ninos Kemah

Absolutely phenomenal service and food! Chef Machete knocked it out the park again. Excactly the quality results I expected to receive. Consistent with their other Nasa Rd 1 location. Home of the one and only "Lean Sauce"! The added purple to every dish pushes your taste buds to space and beyond. If you are visiting or a local, stop in and grab a bite to eat. You definitely won't regret stopping in. If you are not a regular you will be by the time you leave.

Maaan it go down!!! Spliff tacos with the lean sauce is where it’s at! Chill atmosphere but, all H-Town!!

Delicious food. Cool people. Great chef and food is always innovative. 🤌🏻

Definitely my new favorite spot ! I had the spliff tacos and they were delicious! Let me just tell you about the the sauce.. Perfect blend of flavors, trust me! My co worker had the bean and cheese tacos and said they were the best tacos she’s ever had. Great atmosphere, super friendly staff (especially Mia) and they were playing my favorite H-Town jams! Definitely will be back!

My fiance and I went here for there soft opening! WOW! What a treat this place was. Their food was absolutely delicious. I had their Keto tacos, and my fiance had their regular street tacos. Don't let that purple sauce fool you, IT IS TO DIE FOR!! Their Pastor, Chicken and Carne Asada are mouth wateringly good! Their customer service was top notch. The owner and head chef Trinidad treated us like family from the get go! Will definitely be returning soon!