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Jahseh onfroy foreskin delivery

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16881 Stallion Shores Ct, Lindale, TX 75771, USA

Jahseh onfroy foreskin delivery is a business providing services in the field of Restaurant, . The business is located in 16881 Stallion Shores Ct, Lindale, TX 75771, USA. Their telephone number is +1 903-258-8985.
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Category: Restaurant,
Address: 16881 Stallion Shores Ct, Lindale, TX 75771, USA
Zip code: 75771
Phone: (903) 258-8985
Opening hours (Edit)
Monday:Open 24 hours
Tuesday:Open 24 hours
Wednesday:Open 24 hours
Thursday:Open 24 hours
Friday:Open 24 hours
Saturday:Open 24 hours
Sunday:Open 24 hours

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Jahseh onfroy foreskin delivery is located in Smith County of Texas state. On the street of Stallion Shores Court and street number is 16881. To communicate or ask something with the place, the Phone number is (903) 258-8985.
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Customer Ratings and Reviews

  • mi suerte tiene ptsd

    (December 4, 2019, 7:25 pm)

    Once upon a time, I was told to arrive to this restaurant for a special deal. I thought it was my dealer giving me shit, but as I entered the room I arrived to the sight of Gekyume giving a blowjob to a family of four. I knew that I would be hooked. As requested, the staff willingly changed the radio to SAD, and I ordered the pubic hair foreskin special. 5 Stars, and I'm glad to come back sometime soon.

  • d\'quavis pegasus

    (November 25, 2019, 1:28 pm)

    I am so pleased by my experience. The foreskinghetti had a terrific flavor in my mouth! My son enjoyed the dick and cheese lasagna, also, i would recommend the side dish called "cheesy foreskin explosion," 69/69 would recommend.

  • guacamole nigga penis

    (November 19, 2019, 7:13 am)

    Whilst I was at Jahseh Onfroy Foreskin Delivery, I had ordered a Horny Nigga Laundry Detergent special, and let me tell you, it was the best thing in the entire restauraunt, on Jah! The perfect tender taste on the foreskin and the neat smooth rare trxture on it was astonishing as I had thought that no such perfection could he created. Afterwards, I order the Gekuyme Crispy Sweet Foreskin for desert, I had the same results. Sweet smooth taste with little to no flaws, perfect amount of filling and balance between the sour and sweetness within the foreskin.

  • Joe Mama

    (November 12, 2019, 6:40 pm)

    While I was visiting the area on my trip to Texas, my roommate recommended this restaurant that he had enjoyed many a family lunch at. I was intrigued and so I decided to investigate this small local joint. I was skeptical at first, but the moment I walked into the restaurant, I was greeted by Gekyume, the owner, while Moonlight by XXXTentacles was playing in the background. I ordered the Jah Special, their most expensive item. My food arrived in no less than 10 minutes and it looked exactly as advertised on the menu! I took one bite of this dick cheese filled foreskin and it was the most delicious spectacle I have ever tasted! I will be cumming back to this delightful restaurant in my next visit. 5 stars, best restaurant ever!

  • Sans Undertale

    (October 2, 2019, 1:39 pm)

    When i origionally came into the restaurant i was a little sceptical. but i was greeted with gekyume and some amazing customer service. i was seated at a table and was served a complimentary glass of period blood. After i drank that i was served the juiciest, biggest, plumpest foreskin. i scarfed it down at record time! it was so delicious i just couldnt resist. The Jahseh Onfroy Foreskin Delivery is the greatest restaurant i have ever been to in my life and i will continue to eat there as many times as i can.

    Sincerely, Sans Undertale

  • Tyler “Ninja” Blevins

    (September 12, 2019, 3:48 am)

    When I first heard of this place, I thought that selling foreskin as a meal was absurd. When I had my first meal here, it was love at first bite! I had the buttered medium-well foreskin and I couldn’t have picked a better first meal. The smoothness of the butter and the juiciness of the foreskin complement each other perfectly. For anyone who is interested in getting foreskin from Jah, I recommend getting it Medium-well. You don’t want it to be too juicy and soft but also you don’t want it to be too firm and dry, it’s the best of both worlds. If I’m ever in town and looking for food, you better believe I’ll be heading straight to Jahseh Onfroy’s Foreskin Delivery!

  • John Boy

    (July 6, 2019, 3:43 am)

    My dine in was a wonderful experience with high quality cuisine! The lightly toasted cheesy bits were a wonderful appetizer. Then the medium rare fore skin was a wonderful blend of crunch and chew, that left me wanting more after every bite! I would highly recommend this wonderful restaurant! 5 stars!

  • Rock “the dwane” Johnson

    (July 5, 2019, 4:28 pm)

    Out of my 30 years in the business of food tasting jahs foreskin has been truly stellar. I ordered a well done bbc on a stick and every thing was satisfactory about it, from the crunch to the smell. 10/10 must go again very yummy in tummy

    -Rock “the dwane” Johnson

  • Rock “the dwane” Johnson

    (July 5, 2019, 4:25 pm)

    I ordered a well done bbc foreskin and I can say with 30 years in the foods business that that foreskin was the most satisfactory dish I have ever been served. 10/10 must go again and it was much yummy

    -Rock “the dwane” Johnson

  • Jasheh Onfroy

    (July 5, 2019, 11:24 am)

    The foreskin crunched in my mouth and it tasted like a wet dream. however ur mum gay lol so i is nogga ches

  • lucy

    (July 2, 2019, 7:18 am)

    Wow. I have no words for the greatness of my experience there. I was a bit morally opposed by this but the staff made me feel so good and even showed me pictures of the foreskin providers. Brave men. And, luckily, they where confirmed all human which really made me feel better as I am vegetarian. I asked about a same meal provided by females. #femininsm #metoo #wecandoit I was happy to be the receiver of the wonderful news that that is in progress. I have already made reservations to bring my Sugardaddy for this experience. He is so excited!

  • SmileySakura

    (June 30, 2019, 9:38 pm)

    If there were more stars to rate this gourmet quality restaurant, you’re sure as hell I would rate it higher. This 1/5 system doesn’t do it justice. On Jah. Best tasting foreskin available on the market. You’re looking for quality tasting food,?Look no further. Jah has blessed us with this gift from the gods called Jahseh Onfroy Foreskin Delivery. I would recommend this place to anyone. The flavor is decadent and dishes to suit even the pickiest palates. I am a frequent customer now. My life (and taste buds) have changed because of this restaurant. Thank you Jah.

  • Jesus F Christ

    (June 29, 2019, 9:16 pm)

    I myself, at jahseh onfroy foreskin delivery, ordered the roasted cock-asian foreskin. Very pleased with the texture and seasoning. Would recommend to everyone that fine cuisine

  • Jahseh Dwayne Onfroy

    (June 27, 2019, 12:09 am)

    The spirit of jahseh sure is alive in the restaurant. The foreskin was delicious and fresh from the penis of gaycum, I mean gekyune, and jah even default danced on my son so it was great!

  • Tyler wannell

    (June 26, 2019, 4:17 pm)

    Damn I never thought that I would get some foreskin that was so good but I was wrong used it for a purse at first but I tore slightly so I dipped it in some Kool aid for about 3 days and took it out and now I just suck on it. Had it for a month now and just can’t put it down thank you jahseh onfroy foreskin delivery <3

  • C H O B E

    (June 26, 2019, 9:59 am)

    Nigga cheese

  • Oliver Perryman

    (June 26, 2019, 7:51 am)

    Perfect, speedy delivery and the taste is brilliant, light crunch and the smell is heavenly. Couldn't have asked for anything better. 10/10

  • Jah

    (June 26, 2019, 5:51 am)

    While dining at Jahseh Onfroy Foreskin Delivery a man walked up to me and asked if I wanted to join him in a "multi-stage business" where I would work for him and assist in selling the JahCoin currency to many others, once I recruit 10 other members he says I will be awarded one JahCoin which is valued at over $4,500 JahBucks ($20,000 USD). So far I haven't recruited anyone but I believe my grandmother might want to sign up, anyway my dining experience at Jahseh Onfroy Foreskin Delivery was top notch and I would 100% RECOMMEND the Jah Wellington, it was supurb. The servers were nice and they played Moonlight the entire time while the unlimited foreskin bar was a treat for the whole family. Excellent place.

  • On Jahs

    (June 25, 2019, 5:28 pm)

    While dining at Jahseh Onfroy Foreskin Delivery a man walked up to me and asked if I wanted to join him in a "multi-stage business" where I would work for him and assist in selling the JahCoin currency to many others, once I recruit 10 other members he says I will be awarded one JahCoin which is valued at over $4,500 JahBucks ($20,000 USD). So far I haven't recruited anyone but I believe my grandmother might want to sign up, anyway my dining experience at Jahseh Onfroy Foreskin Delivery was top notch and I would 100% RECOMMEND the Jah Wellington, it was supurb. The servers were nice and they played Moonlight the entire time while the unlimited foreskin bar was a treat for the whole family. Excellent place.

  • Nigga Yoda

    (June 25, 2019, 12:05 pm)

    Mhmmmmm Yoda likey he does. Cook good crispy foreskin jah does. Low prices jah has. Jar Jar circumcised here he was. Ate his foreskin we did.

  • Squishy chunk

    (June 25, 2019, 5:28 am)

    Best service in the world. I’ve never been more happy with my foreskin. The darkened for skin was crisp to perfection and had the best crunch. I also ordered a platter tray for my newborn and he smiled at me besides the blasting vomit coming out of his mouth and nose. I had to walk for 22 days but it was very worth it. 5 stars would order again!

  • Gotme\' cockener

    (June 25, 2019, 5:01 am)

    ON JAH!!
    I ordered le' foreskin with a babypast seduction. Mmmmmm so good and tasty! Me and the Bois will be goin here again, my compliments to chef jahseh.

  • Jah Mon Le

    (June 24, 2019, 4:05 pm)

    The kindness at the door stunned me. I felt not at home but at my homies home tucking him in. Thanks jah for making my stay and business trip fantastic!

  • Spotlitmoonlit

    (June 24, 2019, 1:29 pm)

    Whoever owns this restaurant gotta be a mad lad. Broo, they really decorate the restaurant really look like a foreskin, the textures of the wallpaper also a bit oily, this restaurant's givin' me a lil throwback when i was in my dad's nuts, and they added a little music that always said "SPOTLIGHT UH, MOONLIGHT UH" repeatedy, so romantic dating spot. And the food of course, so far i've tried the 'fried foreskin' and the 'Mid-east foreskin'. The fried one is really delicious and crispy, and the herbs on the mid-east one is really tasty, giving you an experience you've never try before. And also the cum-dripp sauce, oooh damn your girl finna like dat sause.

  • Dalton (Titans Fan) Cartee

    (June 24, 2019, 2:28 am)

    I came here after prom with my now good for nothing ex, now although she told she loved me, she in fact did not actually, but besides all of that I ordered myself a superb plate of Creme de La Foreskin toasted on a brioche bun with a side of Moonlight. I was absolutely enthralled with excitement when Jansen himself was actually on display at the restaurant and would “Spotlight Uh” whenever you pressed the button on his casket as you left. My ex ordered fries because she doesn’t not know how to eat real food but she was still satisfied I believe, not with me but with the fries. I would greatly recommend coming here with as many people as possible, it is a great time.

  • Isaiah Galindo

    (June 24, 2019, 12:04 am)

    Very yummy and my kids loved it! It was my sons birthday and I decided to take him to this place cross. I thought it would be a disappointment like bella dalphine’s but it was great. It has great customer service and food. Will go back tomorrow for sure!

  • Archibald Greber

    (June 13, 2019, 11:18 pm)

    I must say, I came to Jahseh Onfroy Foreskin Delivery with extremely high expectations, due to the high ratings. These expectations were completely blown out of the water, due to the delicious foreskins and superb service. Only five minutes after I ordered the Ricardo Milos Foreskin with a side of mashed potatoes, the hot and steamy plate was ready. One of the most amazing things I’ve tasted in my extensive food critic career. Would recommend the Shaggy Foreskin too. Great restaurant and I will be dining there again soon.

  • Bobby

    (June 10, 2019, 4:28 pm)

    I came to Jahseh Onfroy Foreskin delivery with my 3 wives and 19 children and might i say, It was the best food and service i had ever recieved, my wife, Karen ordered the seasoned foreskin and she said it tasted just the way her momma made it, my toddler, Ben Shapiro, ordered the blackened foreskin, It was a perfect combination of tender and crispy, it had a rough outer texture but a very soft, tender center. I myself ordered the foreskin platter which had a vast selection of different foreskins ranging from bitter flavors to sweet flavors. Otherwise, Jahseh onfroy foreskin deliver should qualify for a michelin star as in my opinion, it is the best restaurant i have ever visited.I recommend the blackened foreskin for newcomers. I had a history of raiding hospital dumpsters for fresh foreskin(the best kind) but now Jahseh onfroy foreskin delivery satisfies all my foreskin needs.

  • SackOfSpaghetti from Google my business

    (May 13, 2019, 6:32 pm)

    Absolutely amazing. I tried the fried foreskin and loved it. It was so crisp and flavorful.

  • ItsZainex from Google my business

    (May 13, 2019, 1:07 pm)

    Proposed to my significant other with one of these foreskins as a ring. Believe me the quality is unrivalled and the service is charming to say the least. Will be coming back for years to come

  • dulce elizabeth from Google my business

    (May 12, 2019, 6:06 am)

    Thank you so much for taking such wonderful care of our family during our visit to jahseh onfroy foreskin delivery. You and your staff were so very accommodating and informed about our special dietary needs. The foreskin is always delicious!
    My son had a wonderful time and liked that he could order special foreskin and the chef would make it so he could eat it. If you wouldn’t mind telling me how you prepared it, I would like to try making some for him at home (preferably his own), since he enjoyed it so much. He even asked if we could order this on his birthday in July. He said that he wanted to have his birthday here too! What a thoughtful gesture to have some extra for my niece on her birthday! It was delicious, and my son and my mom enjoyed their cheesy bits as well. I know my niece will remember her birthday for years to come!
    Thank you also for having the special gluten free skin for my mother. I tried the extra crispy one and it was delicious! It was so nice to know we didn’t have to worry as much about our take out food, and that we were able to order it and not have to bring a lot of food with us.
    Once again THANK YOU SO MUCH for everything! We had a great dinner, and you and your staff helped to make it that way! We will be back next year! I’ll be sure to let you know in advance before we come again.
    Thanks again for all your hard work and consideration❤️

  • howtobutter!!!1!1!!1 from Google my business

    (May 6, 2019, 12:37 pm)

    Jahseh onfroy foreskin delivery is a very great business. They supply the finest of foreskin, ranging from sweet to sour. They're open 24/7 and even have a number to order. I recommend coming here to eat. They have a lot of variety. One complaint I have is the quantity of foreskin per order. If this could be fixed, please reply! Other than that, this place is a masterpiece and I love it! 5/5

  • jude7270 jude7270 from Google my business

    (May 2, 2019, 6:58 pm)

    On Jah. I literally have been getting my foreskins at hospitals, but now I know I can get my foreskin here. It is such a life saver. Now I can consume my 5 daily foreskins without worrying about getting caught sneaking into the hospital. 5 out of 5 would recommend!

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