Papa John's Pizza

Nelson Mandela once said “Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.” This same ideal applies to the Pizza delivering quality of this fine establishment. Specifically the delivering talents of a young and spicy. The delivery guys deliver with such grace and swiftness, they treat you as though you are a family member or someone they actually care about. Unlike those losers at Pizza Hut.

Edit: I’ve bumped my review down from the original rave 5 star review to a now middling 3 stars. While I found the establishment and pizza delivering to be of the highest and finest available in the area, I was disturbed to see that none of the employees were wearing comfortable jeans. The idea that my pizza is being made and delivered by individuals who aren’t wearing the most comfortable pants is disturbing and sad to me. I don’t know if I can support an organization that doesn’t allow their employees to wear jeans. Guess I’ll just not eat pizza until this changes.