Secret Pizza

Your melted cheese so smooth and thick,
makes golden threads that glisten and stick.

Your pepperoni in chunk after chunk adds circles of spice with extra spunk.

Your crust that crunches crisp and loud,
is puffy inside like a cumulus cloud.

Secret Pizza you are absolutely divine!

I take pizza very seriously, my expectations are high. I tried for weeks to get this after all the hype, I could only reserve a square pie. Putting aside the super inconvenient location, rush hour traffic during pickup times, and $30+ price point - I was there to judge the pizza. Would any pizza have lived up to the hype? Maybe not, but I was very underwhelmed.

Parking sucks, you have to order way in advance, the pizzas are on the expensive side, and there are no refunds. I loved it. Totally worth every penny.

This pizza? Fuggedaboutit, it's out of site. So good, like I'm back in Essex County.

A secret is the gatekeeper to a new flavor explosion. The barrier to entry is cracking the code. Shhh. It's secret pizza. I'm supposed to tell you about how delicious this pizza is but I think half the fun in life is discovering something on your own. I'll just say El Sereno and the City of Angels are lucky to claim this new pizza pie destination. Top quality ingredients in the hands of a learned pizzaiolo guarantee the results you crave - velvety cheese, tangy savory sauce on aerated, blistery, crusts. That's the flavor explosion I'm not supposed to mention. After all, it's secret pizza. Pique your palate with bites you'll daydream of long after your tasty slices disappear. Sean will be here in all his glory dedicated to crafting the best hot pies worthy of the trek. I've probably said too much at this point so I'll leave the rest to your food venture. These classified, mouth watering, thin crust, pizzas reminiscent of the New Jersey / New York style are at the top of their game. I'll entrust you'll guard these taste bud tempting treats and keep them confidential. I was never very good at keeping a secret. Enjoy.