Taco Bell

Taco Bell in the Elgin location is always fast service and good portions.

If I were a large grizzly bear, I would for sure come to Taco Bell. Their endless supply of quality bee's honey is without end, and of such a fine quality that it makes me feel guilty that I squashed that honey bee with a newspaper in 1978. (A newspaper was a folded collection of cheap, large paper pieces which had news stories, opinion articles, funnies, and advertisements printed on them, you Gen Z know-it-all jerk.) In fact, I would cover my entire body with warm, sticky Taco Bell honey, then roll all around on a large pile of dollar bills (paper bitcoins), then flap around the square like a giant, hideous green chicken, chasing clumsily after the town children and eating honey-dipped actual chickens. Then we'd see who failed drama class (math class)! Wait. Did I say "honey?" 'Cause I meant "tacos." Taco Bell doesn't have any honey. They barely have tacos.

The Doritos Locos Tacos was good but the Freezes were watery. Though hopefully they have the Skitles Strawberry next time. The service was great and got our food quick. Thanks!