Thugmyiester castle

i flew from south africa to try this place, the sushi chef showed me his sushi, the waiter tried to hand feed me, and they cut my finger off when i didn’t finish a bite. it was a good experience overall. the picture provided is the waiter who was feeding me.

Oh My Fiddlesticks! The Sushi was immaculate and the waiters were even cartoon penguins! That was just the bathroom too! I went out to the main restaurant and they served me my deepest darkest secrets with a side of schizophrenia! They even included clown fingers for desert! I will be eating at this fine establishment again!

loved this place! was CRAVING sushi and saw this one with such amazing reviews 😍 however i didnt appreciate the part where they tried to feed me to the fish in their fish pond but the food was amazing 👩‍🦲, however one of the girls there won’t stop following me around and i see her once a day watching me 🙁

Wow... just.. wow.. I didnt know what I was expecting.. I mean, not much, since I only found out about this place while driving by. I tried looking it up, and since only one other person apparently has ever eaten here, I was skeptical. The yellow lawn and the dried up dog truds in the gravel denoted poor maintenance, how ever after arriving I was astonished when the door to the house burst open and 5 cartoon peguins preceded to surve me the finiest sushi that I have ever eaten. I was even more gaffawed when after ordering the food, they burped it out from what assumed was a toonverse dimensional portal from thier throats. Anyways.. pretty neat trick. Tipped Gusterson 50$!

We had the best time here. the live band was great and they knew the best songs I think that everyone here should get a raise, the sushi I got was amazing and they had all the fancy stuff inside they even had cartoon penguins that took our orders and served our food. IT WAS SO INSANE!!!!