Vessel Taphouse

After much consideration, I have determined that the day I first entered Vessel is indeed the proudest day of my life. Six days ago, I crawled into this lavish facility quite fortuitously after failing to plan an ulterior way back to my frivilous shack after the surgery in which both of my legs were amputated below the knees. (This surgery is not to be confused with the incident that left me with a disorder.) Still swollen, confused and bleeding from the slightly traumatic surgery, I laid on the ground beneath a barren booth patiently for a few days, waiting for staff to notice me. It was at 9am this past Thursday that my dreams came true- a belligerent yet docile and puny waiter approached me, asking me to please leave the bar. It was at this moment that I first noticed the love of my life, dressed as a humble pirate a few yards behind the waiter, grinning at me with his fervid, toothless mouth. "Think fast!" I yelled at the waitstaff, before hobbling towards my now-fiance on my stumps as vociferously as I could. He pulled me from the ashy floor up onto a stool and fed me new England clam chowder through a small black straw, a clever pastime we share platonically. Without saying a word, we were asked to leave the bar again and it was with great comfort and grace that my fiance shoved me from my stool and then escorted me out the bar entrance of the bar. We will be getting married this autumn, and if you're in town I beg you to come to our wedding. Amen!!!

Really cool spot with stiff drinks, cool staff, and lots to do for entertainment. Definitely worth checking out.

Really fun place, great staff, excellent service, warm atmosphere, ping pong and pinball. Very creative, out of the ordinary place. East parking. Definitely check it out.

All pirate lovers would endure to come check out this place! Staff and bartenders are friendly. Beer and other spirits are affordable prices and their is a ton of games and arcades to play. Hoist your anchors matey's ☠????????

Friendly place. Made me feel really welcome, especially when they found out it was my first time there. Super helpful staff. They appear to specialize in their own wines and not really focussed on beers. Unique cocktails and pirate theme. Overall seemed like a cool hang out but the food left a little to be desired.