The Stupid Cow Cafe

We’ve been here a couple times now. It is somewhat small so probably not good for big groups. Also, during peak times on the weekends be prepared for a waitlist. The food is nothing spectacular, but it’s not bad at all! They do not have gluten free options. The avocado Benedict was delicious, the ham was dry. Our server was super kind and upbeat/positive. The service was quick up until getting our check - it does seem like they are low staff tho.

Breakfast with family. As a party of 5, we had to wait about 30 minutes for a table on Sunday morning. Service was not fast, but was friendly.

Gave an extra star for our server, as we had a low blood sugar incident, and she immediately got some OJ for the person and made sure they were okay.

The menu was amusing, as you can see from the pictures. Read the small print. Food was good, portions were appropriate. The pancakes really do taste like birthday cake!

my food was very good. however my server seemed uninterested. she never asked if i needed a box. i had to wait 10 minutes after i finished eating before she came back over so that i could ask for a box.

also, a moo-ing cow noise goes off when food is up. cute little touch but caught me off guard.

Best breakfast in The Valley! I can't get enough of their gravy, the perfect combination of smoothness, flavor, and sausage chunks. I ordered a chicken fried steak and biscuits n gravy, both were delicious with a generous portion (enough for 3 adults to share), for less than $30. The staffs were friendly and helpful with my order (asked for gravy on the side so my chicken and biscuits don't get soggy). 10/10 recommend and definitely come back for more!

This place is AMAZING! I've tried chicken fried steak at almost every top breakfast place in Spokane or surrounding areas and the stupid cows was BY FAR my favorite! Their potatoes o'brien were perfectly seasoned and were so good they didn't need ANY ketchup at all. The chicken fried steak was cooked to perfection and was so tender I just used my fork to cut into it. The service was quick and the severs were friendly and the best part is it's right down the street from my house! This is definitely the new go to breakfast place for me and my family.