CaseOh's Diner

This was an excellent place to go to, but there was just one problem. When I went in there the service was exceptional, but when I tried to order the staff told me that they had ran out because a man from Goobertown, Arkansas ate all of the food before they opened. Just after this we hears screeching tires outside of the diner and we all saw a van pull itself into the parking lot, it was also leaning to the left so hard we questioned how it was moving. Then, we saw a massive man emerge from the vehicle, just as he began walking we felt the ground shake. It was as if the Earth was screaming for our help from being crushed. The man then entered and demanded the entire menu twice over, the kind waitress told him that he had already eaten their entire supply, but then he threatened he would jump and destroy the entire city. That was when the man looked at me and said that he would have me to go. I have never been their since, but overall a good experience.

I hear that a man named caseoh lurks around here I am very scared I tried hiding in here with my family but he ate them all and spared me besides that 10 out of 10