I too can confirm, it's the best nonexistent restaurant I've never been to. Expectations completely exceeded for once in my life. Probably the only 5 star review I've ever legitimately been compelled to give.
In fact, I give it both the coveted five thumbs up review, and hereby officially nominate it for the the 12th annual Keanu Hulk Heavy Metal Of Excellence.
Huzzah, RESTAURANT!
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There's no restaurant here, and it's the best experience I never had. There was no customer service, no menu, no seating, no bathrooms, no parking, and not a thing went wrong. Absolutely nothing.